'250 Audacious Tips for Writing' is a booze-soaked, witty, and honest Zen look at writing. It offers pithy, bold, occasionally raunchy, yet wickedly inspiring advice from novelist and screenwriter Chuck Wendig. How do you fix plot holes without ruining dialogue? Why do you need a rotten character? Why should you write the first draft of a novel as you please? The author won't mince words—he'll grab you by the scruff of the neck and drag you through the entire literary process, instructing you along the way: 'goal one: finish the crap you started,' 'too many participants only spoil the orgy,' 'inflated descriptions are the result of your inflated ego,' and 'explanation is sand in the panties of history.' Trust me, you've never read a book on writing like this before.