Porfiry Petrovich is a police-literary algorithm, 'a typical Russian artificial intelligence of the second half of the 21st century: simultaneously a Radishchev and Pasternak, an investigator on their joint case, a simple good guy, and much, much more.' He solves crimes and simultaneously writes novels about them. For example, bestsellers like 'Barge of Riddles' and 'Autumn Dispute of Business Entities.' But he financially supports his native Police Department not only by selling his writings—sometimes the department rents Porfiry Petrovich out. One such employer turns out to be Marukha Cho—an expert on art from the so-called gypsum age (the first quarter of the 21st century) and, in terms of gender identity, a 'woman with balls.' 'iPhuck 10,' being written before the reader's eyes, is already the 244th 'masterpiece of algorithmic police prose' and the strangest case in Porfiry Petrovich's career. At the same time, 'iPhuck 10' is the most prestigious love gadget, 'powerful enough for any conceivable and inconceivable task,' complete with augment glasses and a transcarnal stimulator. It takes Porfiry Petrovich a moment to realize that Marukha needs him for more than just analyzing the art market...